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When we’re given an Elvis-impersonating attempted presidential assassin, there ought to be a “no take-backsies” policy.
Overshadowed by tragic bombings and exhaustive manhunts, a man from Mississippi named Paul Kevin Curtis was charged with mailing ricin-laced letters to President Obama, U.S. Senator Roger Wicker, and a Mississippi judge, because if you’re going to try to kill the president, you might as well round out your enemies list while you’re at it.
And then, suddenly, Curtis was released, all charges were dropped, and a man named James Everett Dutschke was arrested in his place. This was a baffling turn of events, since Curtis seemed to have everything the modern media could ask for in a crazy supervillain. Such as …
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